In the 80's
by moonwell
dicks didn't have as much poo on them.
i was 20 years younger.
I played air key-tar.
music was better, games were better, movies were better, and people still respected the president even if they disagreed with him
post-punk was called "New Wave." In the 90's post-punk was called "Alternative."
Blue Eyeshadow made my Aunts look rediculous
I wished I were a teenager.
mullets were born.
Thundercats roamed the land, keeping us safe from the evil Mumm-Ra.
I wore nylon pants with lots of zippers.
my hair ROCKED.
I learned how to walk like an Egyptian.
I learned how to walk.
mtv played videos.
there was only one hour of tv news.
they said we'd have flying cars and robots by now.
movie stars were Presidents.
cities were built on rock and/or roll
