There's nothing worse than
having inappropriate thoughts in church.
sitting at work with nothing to do.
crashing the car as you drive away from your wife.
realizing you've used a big word improperly.
parents who believe their child over the teacher.
two days-post tequila and Taco Bell farts.
when your finger breaks through the TP.
an unexplained wet spot.
using belief in logic.
unrequited affections.
a monday deadline
softcore pornography
