ObamaCare will
by pcka
heal the poor with the blood of the rich
finally bring us some social justice.
Fuck America, and Fuck anyone in it too... Good job dumbfucks, putting a power hungry [ed: racism redacted] in office...
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strike down upon thee, with furious anger.
break the bank?
do nothing to stop the evil robots who steal old people's medicine.
only allow Marxist literature in waiting rooms.
send you the england for health care.
give you $1 of health care for every minute volunteered to democratic campaigns.
offer free wing implants - solving the transportation crisis!
force you to share your hospital room with someone with bad manners.
give poor people the health and energy to take down the man.
take over for the considerate and customer-centric insurance industry.
keep poor people from the early death they deserve
screw hard workers over
force you to gay marry for better benefits.
have a panel decide whether it's cheaper to buy you glasses or just poke your eyes out.
require everyone to be right handed.
steal all of your limbs.
cure Republicanism
be able to precisely tell you when you are going to die.
be branded by a fancy logo that makes you feel all warm inside.
be too compromised to provide any meaningful healthcare reform.
fulfill the prophecies and reveal Obama as the anti-christ!
kill your grandparents!
