When in Rome
realize young italian men don't have brains
roam
find yourself a young italian man and take his brains out.
find yourself a young italian man and fuck his brains out.
I would stalk Monica Bellucci until I was deported to Gitmo
say hi to Giovanni for me.
watch out for pigeons.
kill the pope
be Romeo
visit the bath house
CRUCIFY! WEEEE
watch the pope eat gelato
speak Roman
wrestle
light a candle
people will know you're an American, no matter what.
have Giorgio read your palms
Do eat 15lbs of pasta... just drink 2 bottles of wine with it.
fear the children - by the time you notice them, they've already stolen your wallet.
don't eat at McDonalds.
good luck finding good steak.
grow a beard and wear a skull cap
watch out for the dirty old men.
wear pants.
watch out for dog poo
don't eat too much pasta or you will gain 15lbs.
wear cowboy boots
be sure to have an affair
do as the romanians.
don't drink the holy water.
