In the future, I predict
failed predictions
more moist.
more people will wear shades.
all business will be obligated to help the poor
the iPod think, the first iPod powered by your thoughts.
rocket busses will run late
family killer will be back.
FUCK YOU
keyboard cat will wear a monocle.
bamboo toilet paper
that we'll finally get the hoverboards we were promised.
$5 candy bars
the robot apocalypse
that oil will run out.
