I think I ate God last night and
it tasted like chicken.
my stomach is aching with guilt.
he came.
and now my house wreaks of the holy spirit.
now Indiana Jones is on a quest for my toilet paper.
was hungry 20 minutes later.
now all my shits have halos
now i'm full of grace.
shit a jesus brick
crapped the world in 7 days.
I got omnipresent gas.
it was delicious.