The first thing I do in the morning is
press the snooze between 2 and 8 times.
scratch my gigantic testicles.
tell the kids we are all dead so there's no real reason to get up.
yawn
try to pretend it's saturday
make sure I didn't wet the bed.
google myself
coffee. Must have coffee...
hit snooze and go back to sleep.
take a huge piss
let one rip.
groan.
wonder what i did to deserve another day.
curse.
wish it away.
try to remember last night.
worry
not you, buddy
