If I won the lottery
by Eric
I'd invent my own language and pay people to use it.
I'd buy America!
i'd have lady gaga make a soundtrack for new rich & famous life.
I'd keep that shit to myself man. Don't be telling people you won. Too many people looking for handouts and shit.
I would buy a solid gold, jewel encrusted toilet.
i'd use all of it to buy more tickets.
