Oh, Tiger why did you
tee off in super bimboland. Angelina, maybe, but the peroxide caste?
not keep your wood in your own bag?
introduce transgressive into my vocabulary?
have to be such a JERK? Hope you get what you deserve!
have to be so good at everything?
NOT call me back? was i not bimbo-y enough for you?!
have to be such a bad role model to all the golf loving children.
putt from the rough.
tell me i was the only one?
let yourself get caught?
have to go and disappoint your sponsors?
have to love so many, so much, and so often?
