the 5 worst words to hear are
me plus you equals ecstacy
LOL, What Are You Wearing?!
It's not that small
You're the only one here.
your mother has been arrested.
we have pictures of everything.
it's more fun without you
Tiger Woods sexted me...again.
'what is this twitter nonsense?'
please be awake before noon.
'take a shower, you stink'
this is gonna be expensive
Dude, where's my car?
yes, i'm really a man
you don't work here anymore
dammit - i forgot the condoms
Oh My God! Whats That
moist and milky throat chancres
Can we talk about us
we're all out of tacos.
It's the Police, open up!
It's not you it's me
Your card has been denied.
i have a terrible headache
the family killer is back.
we did everything we could
Wow, a whole two minutes...
it's not choclate, it's feces.
That's not what I wanted
Where's that sound coming from?
