alan's Last 20 Fas

• if you can't beat 'em

  9 LA's

• when you get to the corner

  5 LA's

• if i'm honest, i really believe in

  6 LA's

• paul sieka is

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alan's Last 20 Las

• when you get to the corner make a right turn
• I'm just a caveman in the body of a sophisticated, sensitive, artistic guy
• I had it but then it disappeared in a little puff of smoke
• If I was a rapper my name would be run abc
• My most favorite smell in the world is those little translucent pink erasers
• Your Mom more than likes you
• i wish that people were less pretentious
• happiness is more cowbell
• I can make the world a better place by.. talking less and listening more
• Before the Internet i contemplated rather than looking for the quick answer
• Love is not the same as sex
• Shrimp is better de-veined
• How big is God? bigger than you can imagine
• paul sieka is at a happy hour