dan's Last 20 Fas

• I wish Falala

  22 LA's

• I am forever misspelling the word

  11 LA's

• The best part about my job is

  9 LA's

• The worst part about my job is

  2 LA's

• I'm a mac user and

  20 LA's

• I trust

  2 LA's

• I don't think I'm cut out for

  7 LA's

• My favorite place in the world is

  1 LA's

• It's decided, you

  5 LA's

dan's Last 20 Las

• I'd rather be sleeping.
• When in Rome find yourself a young italian man and take his brains out.
• Shrimp is best near the ocean.
• It's hot in here because the devil just left.
• When in Rome wear pants.
• My favorite album today is mos def - the ecstatic
• Bring on the pain. (early, unreleased method man single)
• Add water and it tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
• I'm at work and should be working.
• What do women want? Shoes! Amirite?! Fellas?! Who's with me? HIGH FIVE!
• My celebrity lookalike: whoopie goldberg
• Funny Name: Turd Ferguson
• my favorite tv show from the 90s is Caroline in the City
• My all-time favorite pair of shoes is chucks. tigers? no. chucks. LA GEAR! no... chucks.
• Cartoon I would like to date: The Great Gazoo
• you have completely lost touch if you just discovered "vampire weekend"
• if i'm honest, i really believe in medium-to-hard work.
• if i'm honest, i really believe in mediu
• I should be spending less and making more.
• Before the Internet you could fix typos with an "eraser." Now you have to wait for lazy developers to implement "edit la" features.