mattt's Last 20 Fas

mattt's Last 20 Las

• Paul, we wish you a very happy accident.
• ObamaCare will steal all of your limbs.
• Paul, we wish you a very happy ending.
• What do women want? Mel Gibson
• When in Rome wear cowboy boots
• The "S" stands for Super Soaker™
• Shrimp is a childish insult.
• Shrimp is great on pizza.
• Funny Name: Murph Masterson
• Before the Internet I used to read books....bound volumes.
• Before the Internet being a "know-it-all" was much more difficult.
• Shrimp is chocolate-dipped.
• I love it when you call me Big Papa.
• Its about time I started picking up where I left off.
• Thanks to alcohol for making so many people courageous.
• I don't think I'm cut out for 2-wheeled motorized vehicles.
• Las Vegas is the place where things happen. And stay?
• I wish I had $1,000,000. We wouldn't have to walk to the store. We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
• Falala is remarkably similar to alfalfa.
• I am forever misspelling the word wierd.