I'm just a caveman
by dug
nobody loves me. I'm just a caveman from a poor family. Galileo!
my name is paul sieka
aka the original hippie
and it's so easy, even I can do it
that's too bad.
in need of a bigger club
in the body of a sophisticated, sensitive, artistic guy
.....ohhh, so you're the asshole in all the GEICO commercials!
et j'aime dessiner des chevaux
when I'm talking on my cell phone, driving down Rodeo dr, I think, Oh no! Is there a little man trapped inside this device
When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?
but I plan to attend law school and one day become... The Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer!
and I love Pauly Shore
living in Encino, California
the wheel is the shiznit.
and your lack of predators is disturbing, and comforting
and woman have changed their ideas on expectable male behavior
and i need to stop making geico commercials
trying to make a living
your world frightens and confuses me!