Before the Internet
by pcka
People were skinny.
i got stuff done.
"2 girls, 1 cup" sounded like a children's book on sharing.
it was rare to see something that you wished you could un-see.
drunken bootie calls had a limited audience and plausible deniability.
webs its control over the world
tacos meant something...
i still wet the bed
families were still being killed
there were far fewer ways to make fart noises.
there was only oprah.
I fell in love in person, lol.
trolls lived under bridges
i had to buy my porno mags
GMAIL DID NOT GO DOWN
i bought stamps
maps were made of paper.
I had to actually remember how words are properly spelled.
I couldn't ichat coworkers that sit 5 feet away.
i wasn't alive
I wrote letters I am glad I sent.
I never know what so many celebs looked like nude.
twitter was for the birds.
I had to use my imagination to jack off.
There was sliced bread.
I couldn't watch "tv"
I didn't know what haircuts celebs had.
is still the time period that Sleepy Eye is experiencing.
, Chris Hansen was broke and homeless.
there was something better to do.
